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[intro]

(drum 8x)

     A
~Ooohh

[chorus]
(6/8 blues, "When a man loves a woman")

A
     I'm sorry baby

A7                         D
     I could not see you tonight

   Dm
So cold and almost naked

        A
So many people outside

A7                    D
And everyone can clearly see

    Bm
I'm not supposed to be here

    E                            (E)
And you were supposed to be with me...

[verse]

(ok, lemme explain)

      A
I was minding my own business

         A
Drinking cocktails at the bar

         D                              A
A couple people singing songs about the sea (what shall we do with the drunken sailor)

     A
So I joined and drank some too

           A
And nearly tripped on my guitar

            D                                A
Played some music, jumped around and lost my keys

[bridge]

    E
And then I saw your message

        D
"Do you want to fool around"

  E
I nearly lost my balance

       D
Almost fell right to the ground

  Bm
I ran straight to your room

               D
('cause my key had not yet been found)

    A#
The lift was on your floor, but then

  A
I heard an awful sound...

(we all know this sound, right?)

[chorus]
(6/8 blues, "When a man loves a woman")

                  A
I.. was.. sooo... cloooose to you baby

A7                          D
         Standing nearly at your door

   Dm
My shirt ( thrown ) down the hallway

       A
And my pants on the floor

A7                            D
      I could not resist your charm

    Bm
But someone had to vape inside

E                          A
   Setting off... the fire alarm

[guitar solo]
A | A7 | D | Dm
A | A7 | D | Dm

[chorus]

A
     I'm sorry baby

A7                         D
     Because I really want to come   (to your room)

        Dm
But I'm getting kinda desperate  (to be honest)

         A
But also cold and numb

A7                         D
     Please accept my explanation

    Bm
And forgive me for this

E              A         (D A E A)
Premature evacuation